The Missile Dick Chicks were pissed about the president George W. Bush’ wars. Now, America has voted, and the next president aren’t fond of Bush’ wars either. So, what’s gonna happen with the Chicks now?
If you don’t know the Missile Dick Chicks, they are three - sometimes four - pissed-off and singing housewives from Crawford, Texas wearing shiny costumes and strap-on missiles. They are supporting president Bush, they say, but listen to the lyrics. Definitely meant ironically:
Shop, in the name of war / You need a whole lot more / Don’t think it over.
So, now what, Missile Dick Chicks? In a few months, Bush is leaving the ovale office for Barack Obama. I have a suggestion: Come to Europe.
We have a few warlike leaders who could use your support before they become unseated by the wussies.
And for all those who haven’t heard of the Missile Dick Chicks, here’s a video:
