Yoda, You Dirty Little...

Do you let your kids watch Star Wars? You shouldn't. It's a dirty, filthy, nasty collection of sexual references just waiting to turn your children into little sex monsters.

Warning: This kid may have watched the Star Wars movies too much and too often.

YodaYodaHere's a line from "Star Wars, The New Hope":

  • She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

You see?

Day of the Jedi highlights 30 of the dirtiest lines from the first three Star Wars movies, episode 4-6. Who would ever have thought that about that nice George Lucas:

  • Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  • You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
  • Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.

See all the dirty lines via the link below, and don't forget to lock up your dogs and daughters next time Star Wars is on TV.

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/04/top_10_sexually...

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